Calore!!!

Had the Tsunami had happened in this time of the year, it would have simply
evaporated even before reaching the shore. The sweltering summert is back. I
would have melted by now if I were something which exhibits Liquid properties,
sonia's skull for instance. Unfortunately, I am human and I am left with no choice but
to witness the roads shimmering from the scorching sun, wondering what would
happen if somebody fell on their bums on melting tar.One fellow to whom this
would make absolutely no diffirence is none other than our GABTUN!!!
You only have two choices. One, stay at home and prevent further damage to your
brain. Two, step outside and turn into a fired geese as in one of the Tom and Jerry
cartoons. If you choose the latter, it means you are either a buffalo or a Romeo
waiting for your Juliet at a hot-spot like a beach, which even the buffloes avoid for
obvious reasons as sunburns.so stay at home.
Just wondering if Lord Rama had gone on exile for 14 years in such sweltering
heat, and imagine Bharata asking for his sandals!!! would love to see the resulting
reaction!!!
The Pune Corporation have come to a decisive conclusion that trees hamper the
free flow of traffic in the city (only the trees ?? huh hehe) and chopped down
anything on the way.So finding shade is not as easy as getting Ganguly out in the slips. Everybody takes bath twice a day. Air conditioners are no longer a luxury. If you don't have an AC at home, atleast get to a shopping complex nearby which has one. A girls shopping area is obviously a very good choice. But make sure it is not in the 1km radius from Pune Central. You may be happy there but you are also assured death. Fulto Money back guarantee!
Kids are given vacations to enjoy i.e. get the hell out of this place and go to some
hilly region. Whoever started the concept of Summer Coaching Camps, I am sure has been cursed enough by kids to have died by now. Parents find it really attractive to put their kids in some training camp to develop some extra-curricular activities, but all kids develop is a tan.
Office schedule sucks. Working 6 hours of junk is not even appreciated even if the
buildings are completely air conditioned. It is a pain in the @$$ to go to work
in this stupid heat. Pity me! :(:(