"COUP DE GRACE" is the sign that flashes all over the company in which i work with the slogan "Nominate Yourself Before Somebody else Nominates you" :D!! what stupidity, waste of time in yapping yourself to glory in verbal duels as if physical duels were any less!! Here are a few things that are done across with amazing consistency and uniformity in all cases.
Management skills are as indispensable as a voice is to a woman for her life and thanks to Soniaji that i stand a born loser. Last week I was the chosen one to witness this event and came to a rather contemporary conclusion that most people suck at it.
The people who take part in it can be easily separated according to the tenacity with which they appear. One, Those who know what they speak and keep on speaking. Two, those who are convinced that sun bath and bisibelabath are something similar. Three, those distinctly affected by the various soaps and enthusiastic when somebody says that a musquito bites. Four, those with an fluency of Lalluji and an IQ of 15. Five, those who blissfully advocate for the rooted belief that silence is golden. There are many intellectuals as well in the fifth group. Just that they feel it's utterly worthless to strain the muscles in their mouth for this so called insignificance.
Group I - Go ahead and try for a job. If you don't get one it means you lied. You don't belong to this group. For those in group II and III , I have nothing to say. I do not have any hopes that a brain that has not developed in a span of 20 years is going to get any better in a couple of years. Five in the mind, four in the hand calculations suit you better. Cheers. Group IV - you have every chance of ruling a democratic nation like India. Good Luck. And the few others who were blessed to be in Group V .. u all may be wondering why i am in support of them.. if u still wonder do drop me a mail :):)
However, being an Indian, no matter how much you try, you will find that the discussion is in utter chaos at 1 min from the start. Blame the genes who else :):)
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Nobody told me about it.. i wud've emerged as a winner.. as i hold the talent of jumping into different categories as when required..
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On serious note, tht is the problem with democracy..every1 wants a say..but nobody knows what to..infact 90% dun even know the topic..anywayz here's to evrlastin hope..one day it'll change.. cheers
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