Mastering the art of yoga can be as simple as stuffing ur mouth, blocking ur nose with two cotton balls and trying to breath through you ears!! and believe me this gentleman at his awe inspiring age has mastered not only that but also the awe inspiring asanas such as jismabandhanajanmashabdadiMithunda asana (now dont ask me what is that) and many more. He says that rigourous practice of such asanas for 23 hrs 55 mins a day and for 3 days a week has made him fit and fine. The gentleman spends other 4 days of the week bed ridden with pulmonary disorder by practising this asana :).
Doing such things at his age can be achieved only by two ways!! The first by a new born baby if our one and only Captain, the saviour of india, the terrorist fighter Gabtun Vijaykanth takes his face close and manages a laugh. In such case the baby would die of gross transmogrifying fits (ie death at first sight).
The other case has been achieved in record time of 15 mins after this perfectly normal youth on your leftside after he mistook Vodka for Rum!!!!
now thats what we call the Power of the Youth :):)
But my dad believes such things are not posibble. :(:(
Say cheers!!
Disclaimer : The above analysis is false to the best of the profound knowledge of a person who knows Vodka and Rum are diffirent and most importantly has seen the great "jismabandhanajanmashabdadiMithunda asana" being performed by his roomie :):)
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